autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

roxilalonde:

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

madamslayyy:

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

Nothing but facts stated

ner-tamin:

The Wheel of the Year, again!

ludashiki:

dorknewton:

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

rebel-in-tartan:

bassiter:

Landslide by Fleetwood Mac except it’s playing through your car’s old radio cassette player as you drive alone through the desert at night. As far as you can tell, the nearest human life has got to be wherever that distant thunder is rolling in.

requested by @kawaiidesuyolo

This brought me instant peace.

illusen:

World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]

postmarxed:

tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

voljizz:

this pussy? designer. cucci, if u will,

unpiccolobradipo:

the mood for this month

tealesbian:

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

lipoils:

yea mood